Satan licks the boots of the minuscule man.
Latex hands complete the picture
Of a centaur surfing on a diving board.
Bored with life, I make my way
Toward the Center of Sin where Muhammad
And Santa Claus share a beard of crystal.
Islam takes the cake with a loaded cucumber
And bathes firstborn sons in reefer tea.
A satisfying end to the dingo calamity:
A pastiche of an older form
Contemplating Norm MacDonald’s tampon
imploring Muhammad to leave The raygun
Beside George Clooney while he sleeps
For weeks on end in feety pajamas.
Pain is a nickel sent away
For a package of toilet kisses and blankets
To saturate the market with chew toys
and TV colors cascading
Through Marble Garden Zone, a hedgehog’s dilemma
Climaxing at the same time like she ought to.
Cockroach feathers absorb the rain and kick
Osama bin Laden like the Bicycle Prince
Fated to cast the royal armpit of Mars.
When will time call me?
Whenever SHE gets back from the dick market like she said.